so, jamie lynn spears is pregnant. big surprise, that one. her family have been so busy watching britney self-destruct they took their eye off the hormonal teenager. textbook.
to be honest, she looks so much older its not that shocking. not like when sarah in corrie had a baby at 12. jamie lynn looks at least 23 to me.
er…congrats? good luck might be more appropriate.
as for the music – opinion is divided. as in life.
aaliyah – age ain’t nothin’ but a number
now, aaliyah didn’t have any babies, but she did allegedly marry r.kelly at the age of 15. which was equally inadvisable. age is nothin’ but a number…and the law ain’t nothin’ but a judge in a wig.
alfonso ribeiro – not too young
yes, as in carlton banks from fresh prince. in the 80s he was apparently influenced heavily by new edition and this track has ‘candy girl’ all over it…no matter, all i can visualise is that dancing.
collie buddz – young girl 2 rude
don’t be fooled – collie may look like a trousersnake wannabe but he’s a reggae artist. and he’s not reggae’s answer to eminem either. he’s much better than that.
cool notes – you’re never too young
band members steve and lorraine’s baby is bradley mcintosh of s club fame. his musical heritage was not something that was mentioned during s club’s moment in the spotlight. probably thought it was too embarrassing – for the parents.
guru – young ladies
guru with added patra, kool keith and big shug.
janet jackson – young love
janet, of course, lives under the suspicion of having been a teen mum herself. the increasingly desperate debarges ‘leaked’ details of janet’s supposed daughter from her marriage to james debarge. the jury’s still out…
john david lewis – high school lady
quite who this person was and why he was singing about high school girls is anyone’s guess…
khadejia – here we go
wyclef jean affiliate khadejia didn’t do anything else, as far as I know.
musiq – 17
this song is about a girl who lies about her age in order to hook up with someone older…hey we all did it.
nicole ray – seventeen
i don’t quite get if ‘nicole’, ‘nicole ray’ and ‘nicole wray’ are all one and the same artist. did one of them do the song that was sampled for ‘nicole’s groove’?
prince – lolita
new skool prince that sounds satisfyingly old.
solange knowles – naive
b advises solo to act her age, slow it down, and….she ignored it. this was more of an embarrassment than matthew knowles was prepared to admit. when will people learn that the easiest way to get a kid to do something is to tell them not to do it?