well, we’re over a week and one eviction into the latest series.
alex
well, we know which box to put her in don’t we? i don’t even know if she’s trying to be charley or is just a rude bitch. not sure what would be worse.
dale
hmm. he reminds me of the actor in 27 dresses a bit. not sure about him yet. the whole having a crush on someone already thing is a bit desperate. it didn’t work for saskia and maxwell and it won’t work this time.
darnell
i have a feeling darnell is going to be good value, and possibly one of the only housemates brave enough to take on alex.
dennis
bitchy little pinenut akin to sex and the city’s anthony. but nowhere near as redeemable.
jennifer
single mum who supposedly looks like cheryl cole but in all truth, looks more like alanis morissette. there’s a VAST difference.
kathreya
human pokemon and obvious fodder for jlc and alan carr. haven’t heard her talk about anything other than cookies so far.
lisa
is clearly going to have some kind of epiphany relating to her relationship. seems fairly calm but could just be in blind panic from the realisation that her boyfriend is a twat.
luke
his longevity could hinge on how well he copes with pissed up housemates while rolling on in his wagon. hissy fits could ensue.
‘mario’
twat. thinks he looks italian so changes his name from shaun to mario. wtf? this man is every bouncer you have ever hated, every dickhead who has pinched your arse in a crowded bar. torture him or get him out.
mikey
seems very sweet but is being patronised to hell and back by mario and lisa. he’s blind not stupid you fu%!ers.
mohamed
has the potential to be a good housemate if he doesn’t end up winding up the others up by nicking all the food. another one who might stand up to alex.
rachel
former child actress. has five cats so i want to like her. her and jennifer kind of look the same so i don’t see both lasting.
rebecca
same as laura form last year. but not welsh. she’ll be out soon bar an act of immense generosity so don’t pay too much attention to her.
rex
has that max from eastender thing going on. gingers are doing it for themselves this year.
stephanie
thick as, and the least compelling interviewee ever, but i would have preferred to see one of the others go as she had the potential to cause trouble and was allergic to mario.
sylvia
will disassociate herself from alex at the scene of the first big fight. in fact, is there anywhere that will take a bet on that?
aaliyah – don’t know what to tell you
alexander o’neal – fake
colonel abrams – trapped
kelis – game show/about to hate me
living in a box – living in a box
mariah carey – prisoner
marvin gaye – it’s a desperate situation
o’jays – 992 arguments
prince – let’s pretend we’re married
the roots – lazy afternoon
vybe – i can’t fight anymore