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sweet like chocolate June 6, 2008

yes, it’s diet season and so thoughts turn to…chocolate.

well, after reading chocablog, i felt compelled to do a post of my own, on this subject close to my heart.

top five chocolate bars

  1. bounty – and i am so dying to try the bounty cherry bars they have in cybercandy
  2. cadbury’s caramel – old style, with the cartoon bunny, not the new generic brand
  3. those caramel marshmallow things they have in sainsburys – not enough chocolate/marshmallow products in the UK
  4. fry’s chocolate cream – not enough fondant either
  5. twirl – sometimes simple is best

five bars i wish they would bring back

  1. mint wispa – now!
  2. ice breaker – little blue minty chips in it
  3. coconut square – like turkish delight but blue
  4. strawberry or lime aeros – i knew there was a red aero…was too young to try them
  5. nestle secret – like a nest with chocolate mousse inside

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aaron skyy – chocolate

bros – chocolate box

deacon blue – chocolate girl

ex-girlfriend – sexual chocolate

kool and the gang – chocolate buttermilk

orlando johnson – chocolate city

prince – chocolate

shanks and bigfoot – sweet like chocolate

y?n-vee – chocolate

zapp – chocolate city

 

the truth about cats and dogs March 25, 2008

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love cats. don’t trust people who hate them. slightly wary of people who think their dog is the best friend…my cats are cool, and they love me, but they’re my cats not a replacement for a human being.

i’m trying to like dogs. i like golden retrievers, sheepdogs and er, lassie dogs. i do not like jack russells – not one thing good about them.

good things about cats:

  • they’re smarter than you
  • they purr
  • they’re better looking than most animals
  • they’re soft and fluffy – and clean
  • they’re unintentionally funny
  • if you’re hungover, they’re happy to sleep in
  • if they like you, that’s it forever

bad things about dogs:

  • they smell
  • they leave your hands feeling dry
  • they’re stupid beyond belief
  • they bark too loud
  • you have to pick up their shit
  • if you’re hungover, they still want to go for walkies
  • if they hate you, that’s it forever

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beyonce – kitty kat

bros – cat amongst the pigeons

curiosity killed the cat – down to earth

deee-lite – pussycat meow

felix da housecat- madame hollywood

kitten and the cats – stay with me

missy elliott – pussycat

musiq – previous cats

naughty by nature – written on ya kitten

phat cat players – make it phat

prince – scarlett pussy

supercat – dolly my baby

 

you can’t escape christmas December 17, 2007

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 i always give in to christmas songs for the last week or so…

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band aid – do they know its christmas

the original is still the best even if supremely irritating bono is in it spreading his smugness instead of charity spirit. bananarama look pissed off as usual, in the video. a riot of mullets, 80s plaid and britishness. although i saw the 1989 version today and thought, what on earth happened to matt goss? he actually could sing.

donny hathaway – this christmas

i love donny hathaway’s voice. i love this song for being instantly recognisable yet slightly under the radar – if it hadn’t been covered by ashanti, usher, chris brown, destiny’s child, joe, slaguilera and countless others.

elton john – step into christmas

part of the all-conquering 70s christmas lineup that gets rolled out every year. reminds me of my first ever saturday job circa 1991.

mariah carey – all i want for christmas

has become a christmas classic and possibly the last great christmas song that was recorded. roxanne cooper from pop idol 3 did a decent cover version. mariah is trying to be too cute in her santa outfit though.

luther vandross – please come home for christmas

soulful remake of the eagles original, as covered by bon jovi.

nkotb – i’ll be missing you come christmas

i loved this. i was 14 and in love with jordan knight and thought i would be forever. i can barely remember the rest of the nkotb christmas album apart from a woeful cover of little drummer boy by danny ‘horseface’ wood.

paul mccartney – wonderful christmastime

very hazy memories of this from my childhood. can’t believe i’m featuring a fab macca thumbs aloft track on my blog. what next – the frog chrous?

slade – merry christmas everybody

obvious, but you can’t leave it off the playlist.

stevie wonder – what christmas means to me

overlooked classic.

tlc – sleigh ride

fun track from their ‘oooh on the tlc tip’ era. not a dayglo condom in sight though.

wham – last christmas

possibly the best christmas song ever. love watching the video and working out whether it was obvious that george was gay. some scary fair isle sweaters are present but everyone dressed like that in 1984.

wizzard – i wish it could be christmas everyday

i actually prefer this to slade. i know a lot of people think that this is by slade. most of the 70s glam rock bands do look and sound exactly the same…