as long as the world keeps turning, girls will do each other down. fact.
top 5 mean girls
1. heather chandler (heathers) – so mean they made her drink bleach.
2. regina george (mean girls) – so mean she found herself under a bus.
3. benny (pretty in pink) – so mean people wished they would shrivel up and fall off
4. tom tom (13 going on 30) – so mean she aged really badly
5. taylor vaughan (she’s all that) – so mean she got dumped by a reality tv star
702 – where my girls at
finger waggling late 90s style. its a good job 702 had the attitude cos they sure as hell didn’t have the vocals. they inexplicably survived into the 00s.
blondie – rip her to shreds
the original bitch bash from deborah harry, who was old enough to know better even then.
blu cantrell – girl please
blu taunts beyonce about her former relationship with jay-z. i’m pretty sure she won’t be the last, especially if they have/do get married. mya has also reportedly bumped uglies with joe camel but he was apparently only one of many…
brandy and monica – boy is mine
teen bitch anthem. apparently these two were not particularly fond of each other in real life either.
destiny’s child – fancy
after letoya and latavia were ousted, and farrah proved a liability, the trio let rip on their third album and this one was clearly aimed at anyone who thought they were better than the queen bee and her army of skanks.
isyss – oh no she didn’t
isyss were a marginally successful group who can best be described as ‘sub destiny’s child’. edit: oh ok they were a bit better than that but fell foul of the early 00s music industry download panic.
lucy pearl – don’t mess with my man
well, with the recent controversy between dawn robinson and her husband this seems relatively tame. if en vogue can be compared to the original destiny’s child, dawn is beyonce, terry is kelly, maxine is latavia and cindy is soooo letoya.
michelle – you don’t know michelle
….i’m going to go with electro. i don’t really know how to describe this. like a cross between freestylers, deejay punk roc and 80s hiphop girls carmen.
mokenstef – he’s mine
i could never quite get my head round this one. you know someone has slept with your man but instead of dumping him you focus on her? sack him!
salt-n-pepa - i’ll take your man
…and they would. you didn’t mess with salt and pepa in the 80s. or spinderella for that matter.
teedra moses - you better tell her
apparently too cute to fight. again, why stick with a man with other women on the go?
toni braxton - he wasn’t man enough
not content with having dumped the man, toni’s needling his new girlfriend. oh we’ve all done it…