i can barely be bothered to watch the american idol final on itv2 tonight now that i know snoozefest david cook has won. ooh lets kills every assigned song with exactly the same grunge rock arrangement. how clever.
grandparent favourite david archuleta was obviously not a hugely better prospect but at least he wasn’t a throwback to the early 90s unless you think the fact that he was born in 1990 qualifies that comparison. neither of them are a leona, hell, they’re not even a jordin sparks. i’m even going to go out on a limb here and say i preferred carrie unde-robot-wood and taylor ‘father ted’ hicks.
god i just didn’t really care that much about any of the contestants after chikezie went. he peaked too early with ’i believe to my soul’. i liked syesha but she clearly wasn’t as good as similar artists from previous years, like vonzell a few years back.
do kids still listen to complaint rock? seriously? i didn’t believe it in the 90s and i don’t believe it now. scenes of kids jumping up and down on their bed playing air guitar are always the most unrealistic elements of any movie or tv show for me, and I didn’t know anyone who did that.
at least we had a few who were enjoyably shit keeping up the sanjaya malakar/that stupid marine/jasmine trias tradition. that er, jason er…dreads bloke, clinched the cringe of the ‘season’ with his double bob marley massacre. jason castro, just looked it up. kristy lee cook was unenjoyably shit. brooke white looked like a little old alien, like gail from corrie…
doubtless there will be another ‘season’ so here are some of the better performances from the last 6 years…
ruben studdard – a whole new world
latoya london – somewhere
elliot yamin – if you really love me
tamyra gray – a house is not a home
chikezie eze – i believe to my soul
jennifer hudson – weekend in new england
mario vasquez – do i do
lakisha jones – and i am telling you
anwar robinson – what’s going on
mandisa – i don’t hurt anymore